She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, 'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'

'Stay! Stay!'

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said, 'Why don't you just put it in park?

Got a CLEAN joke for us? Click below to e-mail it. Please include your name in your e-mail; also, please note that by submitting a joke (i) you attest that it is your material and you have the right to send it to us for online publication and (ii) you grant us permission to display your joke and request that we do so.

Click here to send your jokes!

If you believe your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, see the “Procedure for Making Claim of Copyright Infringement” section of our COPYRIGHT AND TRADEMARK NOTICE